L'amour est mort

pendulette:

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pendulette:

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

“we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button”

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it’s made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

(via not-bumper-stickers)

hexglyphs:

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

(via augustaimperatrix)

blogshirbert:

anchovy-official:

anchovy-official:

Why is apple so obsessed with making very thin things at the expense of power and features

“Yeah my computer doesnt have an hdmi, but at least it’s so thin and fragile that typing too hard could split the computer in half”

The sooner you acknowledge that Apple is a fashion company and not a technology company, everything else makes sense

(via darth-vaders-court-jester)

dulect:

“Have you had previous retail experience?”

(via lildudelover)

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

my cat o’malley hates weed. whenever my brother goes out to smoke when he comes back o’malley will leave whatever he is doing to meow loudly nonstop at him.

two theories

1. my brother always makes something to eat after smoking and will give o’malley whatever he wants. so o’malley associates weed smell = treats and screams to speed up the process or
   
2. my cat is a fucking narc
   

(via lildudelover)